Awwwww 

Girls are not the brightest people.

Hey, for those of you that know, my Sister is in town here in Rochester for the week. Yay! I get to take her out tomorro to meet some of my friends and it should be alot fo fun. Shes a smart cookie, she is not one of the usual girls that the topic above refers to.

I was able to get a picture of Kelly and Charlie that I'll be putting on here after I write this tid-bit thingy do-hickey.

---

Okay, is it just me or do most girls have a stack of issues and circumstances that prohibit a guy to get to know them? I mean really it wierd. You have the girl thats too busy to spend time with, or the girl that has no clue as to what they want, then end up with some trailer trash guy mooching off of them and they say there in love. My experience with the feamle of the species lately is that they find a guy that needs rescuing and alot of help.

---

A little rant there Blah got it out. TIme to post the pick of Charlie and Kelly woo hoo

Charlie with his new toy again :) 

Charlie and one of his new Toys from Kelly. Pink, hmmm I wonder if Kelly realized Charlie is a boy cat? 

Hes doing the dishes now. Good Charlie, Good Charlie. 

Happy Birthday to MEEEEEE

WOOOO HOOOOO
Heres my wish list for my birthday:

a. Another monitor for my computer, my third one broke.
b. a Jet Plane, so I can sing that song from Armeggedon to myself while doing loops
c. a cape
d. self-cleaning toilet
e. for Charlie to learn NOT to fall into the toilet
f. a million dollars
g. another million dollars (eheheh)
h. a tickle-me-elmo (for Willy)
i. a time travel machine (come on that would be cool, I could go back and see myself and tell myself I'm a sexy bitch, then he could tell my self that I'm a sexy bitch, and so on and so on)

Start to a bad week. Yay

So I was working today, and was not able to watch the Purdue game. When I get home there is no loving message from a friend or a girl or nothing. There was however a HUGE instant message from Willie announcing that Purdue Lost. So I got myself a beer.

---

If I have to listen to another girl bitch and moan about their boyfriend I think I'll just shoot myself, I think that would be a ducky solution to the nice guy syndrome. Couldnt they realize there complaining to a guy thats almost 27 and has not ever had a girlfriend? okay theres been maybe 2, and they didnt last over a month. In fact if you put them together, it may be a month total. Go Me.

---

Today I finished downloading the complete Season One, Two, and Three of Scrubs, and since I've been downloading Season four as it comes weekly I have ever episode of Scrubs. I highly recommend it. I watch at least one episode a day and I havent gone nuts yet.

---

I dont know how he got up there. Its very odd. SuperCharlie perhaps? 

Charlie is going to be a great Labatts spokeperson. Thats the plan, live off his endorsments! 

Fun little name stats

I found this page from Tim's Wife blog do hickey

Michael is the #4 most common male name.
2.629% of men in the US are named Michael.
Around 3220525 US men are named Michael!

Kyle is the #126 most common male name.
0.16% of men in the US are named Kyle.
Around 196000 US men are named Kyle!

Wash is the #8337 most common last name.
0.001% of last names in the US are wash.
Around 2500 US last names are wash!

So Basically I go from most common to least common, I want to thank my parents for naming in a orderly mannor. I'm not sure what I would do it it was all scarmbled up and my middle name was more common that my last.

---

Oh yeah and Kelly I did some searches on your names:

Swampy is a very rare female name.
Very few females in the US are named swampy.
Be proud of your unique name!

Smelly-Kelly is a very rare female name.
Very few females in the US are named swampy.
Be proud of your unique name!

Dork is a very rare female name.
Very few females in the US are named swampy.
Be proud of your unique name!

Looks like your one in a million Kelly(surprise surprise), or should I call you Swampy Smelly-Kelly Dork?

---

source namestatistics.com

---

Purdue, Bills, Bills, Work, and more Pretty Princesses!

So Purdue continues its undefeated standing this week against Penn St. Although it was a very close game, much closer than it should have been. Willy and I made a bet for the game. If either us needed a beer during the game, who ever scored that last point (Purdue Me, Penn St Him) had to get the other person a beer. So if Penn St, scored the last points, I would have to fetch Willy beer, and vice versa. So I had imagined an entire afternnon with my butt firmly and comfortably positioned on the couch and not moving at all. Exept to itch or to get up and releive myself.( I was just looking for a reason to say 'releive myself' on here) Much to my dismay(let alone my butt's dismay) I had to get up a couple times.

---

The Bills had a close game in the end, but in the end, they lost. See the shock on my face? (Its not there) I'm getting tired of the Bills sucking all the time, its been like four years or something since they had a season that was fun to follow. We need to clone Marv Levy or something.

---

Bills, I hate paying em.

---

So I've started a new job this past week. I had to get out of Fridays, it was a waste of my time with no growth opportunities. There is now way I could stay there and just cook and not think negetive thoughs all the time.
I'm now working at Macaroni Grill in Henrietta. It will be much better, cooking real food instead of heating stuff up in butter and comming home smelling like drity grease and feeling like a lump of grease. It just isnt sexy.
Macaroni Grill has an open kitchen which is fun to watch the people watch the cooks get there sexy groove on. I can make a little fire splash up a cople feet, then turn around and see bunch of eyes ooooing, and the girls start linning up saying 'wow hes cool and a sexy cook'. They dont really say that, but the voices in my head tell me that the voices in their heads are saying that. I have no reason not to listen to the voices in my head. They say cool things like, 'Hey lets have a beer', or umm 'Hey lets have a beer' and sometimes the voice and I will have a converstation:
Voice: 'Your a sexy bitch'
Me: 'Noo, your a sexy bitch'
Voice: 'No, yooouur a sexy bitch'
Me: 'Ok'

---

I should apologise for all the sexy bitch talk. I watched Austin Powers this week. So now I'm all filled up with yaaaa Baby and I'm a sexy bitch in my head. Which I must say I'm a sexy bitch, yea Baby yea! Does this make you randy? Heather Graham is hot.

---

I'm almost done downloading the 1st, 2nd and 3rd seasons of Scrubs. The best show ever, ever, ever ever to the infinity power SO THERE! Heather Graham is on the fourth season. Shes hot. I think she likes me.

---

Kate is stuggeling with her Math hard-core, she kinda gave up last week, but I dont think I'll let her. I explaned to her the other day that shes going to have to pass this class sometime, so might as well do it now with some help. I think that may had make her head tick tick tick a bit. She talked to me today and asked if she could stop by tomorro before work to work on Math. At least shes taking the inititave now, isntead of me bugging her to get together. Or maybe she thinks I'm a sexy bitch, yea baby yea! All I need is some mojo, okay maybe I need alot of mojo to the infinity power.

Hard to get picture of Charlie, he likes playing with the camera, isnt it cute, not really, he should be playing with his toys, not mine! 

Charlie joning Willy and I watching Purdue make Pretty Princesses out of Penn St. 

41, 16, Clams, Cat Nip, and a Pretty Princess

Woooooo Hooooo

---

I was goin to just leave the post at that to be rude. But I decided that I didnt want to be rude. That just isnt me, so I'll just take a moment to prentend that I was being rude when I was just thinking about the feeling of being rude.

---

Charlie has just jumped onto my shoulders from my bed. Which is a certainly big jump even for a cat. Now hes chewing on my neck. I owe this pleasure to Willie my roomate for buying Charlie some more catnip infused toys. Thanks Willie, get me a band-aid will ya? I should check his(Charlie and Willies) food. If he were'nt so cute(Charlie) I would think he was trying to eat me. Thats just rude.

---

Clam Bake today! YEA. I love clam bakes. Nothing better than a day spent with family, and lots of eating of the clams. I dont know how much I ate, but I know I'm full. I ate alot of clams, I'm sure more than one, some corn on the cob, again more than one I'm sure, some potatoes, yea yea more than one I'm a pig. Then I rested and played. Then I had dessert, yea I had plenty of it too. Terrie kept on saying how I never stopped eating and how she cant beleive how skinny I am. So I took a minute to explain what a huge brute of a man I am. I dont think she beleived me. So I had some more apple cake.

---

Go Purdue! 41-16 the completely obliterated Norte Dame at their feild for the first time in 30 years! Whos the pretty princess? Whos the pretty princess?

David and Brandy. I thought this was a nice picture of them. Although I'm not so sure how I feel that Brandy doesnt like clams. Chuck her to the curb I say! 

Uncle Criag and Uncle George holding the ground down. What would we do without them? 

The Whole Group. Aren't we sexy? 

New Job, Presidential Debate.

Well I'm going to be done with Fridays soon, I put my two weeks in and I'm I'm done now. I never understood that. I've seen many people doing the right thing, putting there two weeks, then get taken off the schedule just like that. Oh well lucky for me I start at Romano's Macaronli Grill on Saturday, its just paperwork and orietation, but after that i'll be in full time.

I've made a couple new friends there hopefully I wont lose touch with either one. The rest I'll probably find in a gutter, in a puddle of booze somewhere.

I've decided to vote this year. I've never voted before(I know i'm bad). I guess al lthe political stuff realy annoys me. But I think i'll give it a shot this year. If I'm found someday with blood squirting out of my ears you'll know why.

Purdue plays Notre Dame tomorro, 2:30 on NBC whatch it and root for Purdue unless you want me to get all Kung-Fu on your butt.