Stupid Government

I came home tonight from the bar and was ready to head to bed when I checked my mail. The usual crap of junk and bills, which if you ask me is crap anyway. None the less I had a different envelope in my mail with the return address of the Senate. I thought to myself 'huh... weird'. So I opened it kinda curious and kinda not giving a rats-ass. ( I really could give a rats ass about politics, if it were up to me I'd remove them all and replace them with people my age that have really lived in america and not worked to gain it's popularity.) So what I got was a type written letter that thousands other recived. The contents don't really matter, to be honest I didn't really read it.

From what I gather this dude James S. Alesi really cares about stuff. Good deal. So he took the oppourtunity to have this leter typed on heavy class paper and as far as I can tell printed on water marked capitol bond paper. Hold it up to some light you can see it. 30% post-consumer, impressive. Now all I can think is how much money did this stupid junk mail cost? Like I give a shit.

But hey, it's recycable and Mr. Alesi spelled my name right... sweet.